Happy Valentine’s Day, dear readers! Our special day has cum. With love in the air, we are all wondering if love potions really do exist. And if so, how do we get our hands on some? Some may first think of pheromones, the chemicals released by our bodies that indicate we are fertile. Unfortunately, pheromones […]
Remember six or so years ago, when S’well water bottles were all the rage? I adored my metallic blue bottle that I flaunted around my high school. By the time the pandemic hit, Hydro Flasks had taken over. My TikTok feed was flooded with videos of VSCO girls sporting oversized t-shirts, colorful scrunchies, and Birkenstocks; […]
It was the Saturday before the Inauguration. There I was, a proud member of the Liberal Elites’s Class of 2025, in a foggy Washington D.C. cigar bar with my Donald Trump-loving uncle, a cardboard cutout of the convicted president-elect, and hordes of true-believers spewing enough Cohiba smoke to suffocate the Eastern Seaboard. My eyes stung and I […]
There is a lot of pressure around having the ideal Valentine’s Day plans, so let us help you figure out a date that suits you best! Answer these four quick questions and use the key at the bottom to find out what we think you need to be doing this Valentine’s Day… 1: You’re […]
The term “Dark Age” is a controversial one in the field of history. Many have used the phrase pejoratively to imply that the Middle Ages in Europe were more barbaric and horrible than Classical Antiquity or the Renaissance between which they were sandwiched. Others argue there is no such thing as the “Dark Age,” and […]
I was in class playing Tetris and tuning out a nearby sophomore’s bad opinions on the Global South when my eyes strayed to the monstrosity atop his desk. More than the generalizations this man was making, I was offended by the colossal size of his water bottle. I actually don’t know if I can even […]
The Heritage Foundation, infamous for their role masterminding Project 2025, is a prominent conservative think tank based in Washington, D.C., and a key driving force behind much of the right-wing agenda that defines conservative politics today. Examples of their policy prescriptions include limiting access to abortion and birth control, ignoring climate change concerns, and opposing […]
In the run-up to the Recording Academy’s 67th Grammy Awards, there was plenty of online discourse around the night’s biggest category: Album of the Year. In a particularly contentious year, Beyoncé beat fierce competition with André 3000, Sabrina Carpenter, and Grammy favorite Billie Eilish for the prized award. Though some critics favored Swift’s “The Tortured […]
Welcome back! While we would not consider winter break a particularly sexy time, as many of us tend to spend every waking moment with their relatives, we hope everyone had five weeks full of rekindling high school flames or long-distance campus relationships. As faithful sex columnists, we spent the break trying not to use sex-related […]
On Jan. 20, 2025, Donald J. Trump was sworn in as the 47th President of the United States. Jan. 20 was also my 20th birthday. For nearly a decade, Trump has arguably been one of the most prominent figures in American politics, beginning with the launch of his first presidential campaign on June 16, 2015. That’s […]